Aaj k shaitan bacche!!!!

Teacher: What is your mother’s name?



Kid: Kabhi naam nahi puchha,



Bas.. pyar se MAA kehta hu




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Nursery ke student ne Exam sheet pe SUSU kar Diya.



Teacher: Ye kya kiya hai?



Student: Mummy ne kaha tha ki Pehle jo aa raha ho wahi karna.



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Dukandar se Chota Baccha:



Uncle rang gora karne wali Cream hai..



Dukandar: Haan hai..



Baccha: To lagata kyun nahi ,main roz tujhe dekhkar darr jata hu.



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Beta- Papa, aap jaise mujhe marte ho, vaise dadaji bhi apko marte the kya?



Papa- Bilkul marte the



Beta- Toh yeh khandani gundagardi kab tak chalegi.




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Principal: School ka time 8 baje ka tha or tum 9 baje aa rahe ho? Little cute Sardar student: Sir tussi na mera intezar na karya karo, school shuru kar diya karo.