Maths Teacher: jab main tumhare jitna tha mere maths mein 100 marks aate the.
Student: aate honge bhai. Tere ko koi achcha teacher padhaata hoga!
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A letter from a teacher to a parent:
Dear Parent, Kumar doesn't smell nice in class, Please try to Bathe him.
Parent's answer: Dear Teacher, Kumar is not a rose, Dont smell him,Teach him...
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Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua.........??
Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya, . . .
Father: Aur tum...??
Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,
Father: Aur tumhara result kaisa Aaya....??
Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya,
Father: Kamine mai tera puch raha hun!!
Son: To Tu konsa Rajnikant Hai,
Tera Beta Bhi Fail hua hai..
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