Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.
Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa Singh hai?
Santa (impressed) : Ji Maharaaj.
Jyotishi : Preeto teri biwi hai ?
Santa ( in admiring tone ) : Ji, ji Maharaj..!
Jyotishi : Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?
Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar) Ji haan Maharaj...!
Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?
Santa (jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...!
Jyotishi :
AGLI BAAR AANA TO..
KUNDLI LAANA..
RATION CARD NAHIN..! !
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