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Tuesday, March 04, 2014

Future Prediction!





Santa ek jyotishi ke paas apni kundli dikhane gaya.


Jyotishi : Tera naam Santa Singh hai?

Santa (impressed) : Ji Maharaaj.




Jyotishi : Preeto teri biwi hai ?


Santa ( in admiring tone ) : Ji, ji Maharaj..!



Jyotishi : Tujhe 2 ladkiyaan aur ladka hai?



Santa (haath jod kar, sar jhuka kar) Ji haan Maharaj...!




Jyotish- Tune abhi 10 kilo chawal kharide hain?




Santa (jyotishi ke paer chhoote huey ) Maharaj, tussi to antaryami ho...!




Jyotishi : 




AGLI BAAR AANA TO..




KUNDLI LAANA..





RATION CARD NAHIN..! !

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