Boy: marry me?
Girl: Do you have a house?
Girl: how much is ur salary?
Boy: no salary, but....
Girl: no but, You've nothing. How can i marry u? just leave me please!!
Boy: I have 1 villa, 3 property lands, 3 ferrari's, 2 porsche...
Why do i still need to buy bmw?!
How can i get salary when actually im the boss?
Girl: so dear when will we get married?
Boy: no, shut up....