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Saturday, August 23, 2014

Husband Wife Jokes

Hubby- Aaj khana kyun nahi banaya?

Wife- Gir gayi thi our lag gayi?

Hubby- Kahan giri Aur Kahan lagi?

Wife-Takiye pe giri thi aur aankh lag gayi 


Aaj ka suvichaar

Shaadi ka MATLAB

Dhoom dham sey khud ki supari dena


I loved this one couldn't stop laughing.

A doctor had a fight with his wife. 

Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple !


Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!... 


Superb Attitude for Life!

Cheers all d girls for this..... !!!!

Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!!


A wife came to know about her husband's affair with the maid. But she remained silent. 1 month passed, 2 then 3,4,5,6. but she still remained silent...

Her close friend asked her why this self atyaachar....







Husband : mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai

Wife : jao jaakar bartan saaf kar do

Husband : neend me bol raha hun pagli..


Million Dollar Answer:

If U don't like ur Husband,

why don't u just leave him & go ??

Answer from wife: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy..


Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.


Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho ?

Conductor: 24 hours.

Aadmi: Wo kaise?

Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!


A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.

Was the necklace FAKE?

Nooooo! That was the deal :)


A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."

Wife: say prayer before eating at home.

Husband: that's at home the chef knows how to cook.


Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :

"Please Do Not Disturb me,

I am Married and already very Disturbed"


Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?

Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!


Patni ne apane pati se pucha

Jab hamane shaadi ki thi

Tab to aap mujhe bhare 

Prasandida namo se bulate theṁ

Jaise meri Ras Malai, Meri Barfi, meri rabri 

Lekin ab in Namo se kayn nahiṁ bulate

Pati ne kaha

Dudh ki mithai

Kitne din taazi rahegi.


Shortest Joke !

Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai.

Banta: toh border pe bhej de.


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