Hubby- Aaj khana kyun nahi banaya?
Wife- Gir gayi thi our lag gayi?
Wife-Takiye pe giri thi aur aankh lag gayi
Aaj ka suvichaar
Shaadi ka MATLAB
Dhoom dham sey khud ki supari dena
I loved this one couldn't stop laughing.
A doctor had a fight with his wife.
Angry wife took revenge by eating an apple !
Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...
Superb Attitude for Life!
Cheers all d girls for this..... !!!!
Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!!
A wife came to know about her husband's affair with the maid. But she remained silent. 1 month passed, 2 then 3,4,5,6. but she still remained silent...
Her close friend asked her why this self atyaachar....
CANT AFFORD TO LOSE THE MAID
Husband : mujhe neend nahi aa rahi hai
Wife : jao jaakar bartan saaf kar do
Husband : neend me bol raha hun pagli..
Million Dollar Answer:
If U don't like ur Husband,
why don't u just leave him & go ??
Answer from wife: I don't like doing anything that will make him happy..
Husband: I found Aladdin's lamp today.
Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??
Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..
Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??
Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.
Ek Aadmi ne conductor se pucha: Aap kitne ghante bus me rehte ho ?
Conductor: 24 hours.
Aadmi: Wo kaise?
Conductor: 8 ghante city bus me, Baaki 16 ghante biwi ke "BASME".!
A man gifted his wife a diamond necklace for their anniversary and wife didn't speak to him for 6 months.
Was the necklace FAKE?
Nooooo! That was the deal :)
A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, "the food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife: honey.....you say prayer before eating at home.
Husband: that's at home sweetheart......here the chef knows how to cook.
Best Slogan on a MAN's T-Shirt :
"Please Do Not Disturb me,
I am Married and already very Disturbed"
Bhakt: Swami ji, aisi Patni ko kya kahte hai jo Gori ho, Lambi ho, sundar ho, Inteligent ho, Pati ko samjhe, Or kabhi jhagda n kare?
Swami: Mann ka Vaham kahte hain Beta, Mann ka Vaham!!!!
Patni ne apane pati se pucha
Jab hamane shaadi ki thi
Tab to aap mujhe bhare
Prasandida namo se bulate theṁ
Jaise meri Ras Malai, Meri Barfi, meri rabri
Lekin ab in Namo se kayn nahiṁ bulate
Pati ne kaha
Dudh ki mithai
Kitne din taazi rahegi.
Shortest Joke !
Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai.
Banta: toh border pe bhej de.