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Wednesday, August 13, 2014

Missing Wife!

An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Engineer : I lost my wife (misty), she went for shopping and still not reached home yet

Inspector: What is her height

Engineer: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Colour of eyes

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Colour of hair

Engineer: Changes according to season

Inspector: What was she wearing

Engineer: Saree / suit I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????

Engineer: yes

Inspector : tell me the number, name and color of the car

Engineer: black audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eightn- speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode. And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door, And then the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Don't worry sir, hum gaadi dhoond lenge.

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