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Friday, August 08, 2014

What the hell happened to you!

One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.

The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK,what happened to your back?"

The patient replies " I work for a local night club.This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in my bedroom. On entering I knew someone had been with my wife and the balcony door was open.

I rushed out the balcony door and did not find anyone. As I looked down from the balcony I saw a man running out and he was dressing himself very fast. I grabbed the fridge and threw it at him, That’s how I strained my back."




The 2nd patient arrives looking as if he has been in a car wreck.

The doctor said "My previous patient looked
bad, but you look terrible. What the hell happened to you?"

He replied, "You know I have been unemployed for a while now. Today was the first day at my new job. I forgot to set my alarm and was running late. I was running out of the building, getting dressed at the same time, and you won't believe it a fridge fallen on me."





The 3rd patient arrives; he looks even worse than the other two Patients do..!!

The doctor is shocked. Again asks, "What the hell happened to youuuuuu.....?"

"Well I was sitting in a fridge and some one threw it from the 3rd floor"..

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