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Thursday, September 12, 2013

Missing Wife Report



An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:

Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) , she went for shopping and still not reached home yet.

Inspector: What is her height

Engineer: I never noticed

Inspector: Slim or healthy

Engineer: Not slim can be healthy

Inspector: Color of eyes

Engineer: Never noticed

Inspector: Color of hair

Engineer: Changes according to
season

Inspector: What was she wearing

Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly

Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????

Engineer: yes

Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car

Engineer: black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tip tronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door …. And then the engineer started crying…..

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find out your CAR..

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