An engineer went to police station for filing report for his missing wife:
Engineer : I lost my wife (misty) , she went for shopping and still not reached home yet.
Inspector: What is her height
Engineer: I never noticed
Inspector: Slim or healthy
Engineer: Not slim can be healthy
Inspector: Color of eyes
Engineer: Never noticed
Inspector: Color of hair
Engineer: Changes according to
season
Inspector: What was she wearing
Engineer: Saree/suit/ I don’t remember exactly
Inspector: Was she going in a car ?????????
Engineer: yes
Inspector : tell me the number ,name and color of the car
Engineer: black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight- speed tip tronic automatic transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED headlights, which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door …. And then the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don't worry sir, we will find out your CAR..
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