A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.
You know why?
Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
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Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.
Why?
Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'
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1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
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Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!
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On romantic date sardar's gf asks him:
'Darling! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'
He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
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Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.
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Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji
He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
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What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.
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Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
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Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.
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Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror!
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What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins????
The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...
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Santa at its best- Public Toilet me Likha Tha DUNIYA Chand pe Pahunch Gai or tu Yahi Betha he?
Santa ne niche Likh diya- Bas Dho ke ja raha hun..
Wahan pani nahi hai na..:)
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Santa at its best- Public Toilet me Likha Tha DUNIYA Chand pe Pahunch Gai or tu Yahi Betha he?
Santa ne niche Likh diya- Bas Dho ke ja raha hun..
Wahan pani nahi hai na..:)
