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Tuesday, May 06, 2014

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A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.

After seeing the Form he went to Delhi for filling it up.

You know why?

Form said: 'Fill Up In Capital.'
Sardarji standing below a tube light with open mouth.


Because his doctor advised him: 'Today's dinner should be light !'


1 sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.

You know why?

Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.
Santa! Your daughter has died!

Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.

At 50th floor he remembers I don't have a daughter!

At 25th floor he remembers I'm unmarried!

At 10th floor he remembers I'm Banta not Santa!

On romantic date sardar's gf asks him:

'Darling! On our engagement will you give me a ring?'

He said: 'Sure ! What's your phone no.?'
Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.

What will come first, chicken or egg?

Oye Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

Teacher told all students to write an essay on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji

He wrote:'Due To Rain, No Match!'
What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?

He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Why can't sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?

They cannot find the eleven on the phone.
Sardar & wife buy coffee in a shop.

Sardar: Drink quickly before it gets cold.

Wife: Why?

Sardar: Hot coffee $5 and cold coffee $10.


Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible luking thing is what you call modern art?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that's a mirror! 
What happens when a Sardarni delivers twins???? 

The Sardar does not sleep whole night, thinking who is the father of second child...

Santa at its best- Public Toilet me Likha Tha DUNIYA Chand pe Pahunch Gai or tu Yahi Betha he?

Santa ne niche Likh diya- Bas Dho ke ja raha hun..
Wahan pani nahi hai na..:)

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