Whom u like more mama or papa????

Papa- Whom u like more mama or papa?

Kid-Both

Papa- No tell me 1?

Kid- Both

Papa- If i go to America & Ur mother go to Paris Whr will u go?

Kid- Paris

Papa- It means u like ur mother?

Kid- No, coz Paris is beautiful than America

Papa- If i go to Paris & Ur mother goes to America so Whr will u go?

Kid- America

Papa- why?

Kid- Paris already visited with mom..

Papa- You are Rascal..

A man's Iphone 5 fell down the toilet...

A man's Iphone 5 fell down the toilet... 

He was devastated and started crying. .

Seeing his dismal state the toilet goddess came out with a golden I phone. .

The guy remembered the woodcutter story and trying to be modest said "I don't want this gold Iphone mine was a simple one" 

Hearing this the toilet godess smiled and said "Abey ghonchu ye wo hi hai. .. isko dho lena" (stupid, this is very same, just clean it)

New Meaning of Wife..

• SCHOOL :
  A place where Parents pay and children play.
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  LIFE INSURANCE :
  A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
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  NURSE :
  A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
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   MARRIAGE :
  It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..
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  TEAR :
  The hydraulic force by which masculine Will power is defeated by feminine Water Power.

F A M I L Y

F A M I L Y
is one of the Sweetest words anyone can say, because the letters in it means.
"Father And Mother I Love You..!!"

Saale Meri Pehen Le Par Jaldi Jaa

Ek Moti Aurat Ne Chor Pakda Or Uske Upar Baith Gayi.
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Aurat Apne Naukar Se-: Ja Police Ko Bula La.
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Naukar-: Meri Chappal Nahi Mil Rahi.
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Chor Chillaya-: Saale Meri Pehen Le Par Jaldi Jaa

I ate the ..........

Two lions escape from a zoo. One of the lions had been captured from the jungle, so he runs back to the jungle. The other was born in the zoo itself - so is basically a city-slicker. He vanishes into the city.

Three days later the jungle-lion is recaptured - and returned to the zoo. A month passes, then two, three..... but city-lion is not traceable! Finally, after six months later the city-lion is also recaptured and brought back to the zoo.

Jungle-lion is amazed to see his friend. Jungle-lion: For God's sake, how were you able to evade these guys for 6 whole months?!

City-lion: Kuchh nahi yaar! I just went to a government department, and hid behind a huge pile of dusty files that they have there.

Jungle-lion: But what did you eat there? City-lion: Arrey, there was an unlimited supply of govt servants. Whenever I ate one, they hired five more. Nobody did any work anyway, so nobody missed the ones I ate.

Jungle-lion: Wow! But, then how did you get caught?

City-lion: Galti kar gaya yaar... One day I ate the chai-walla. The whole office stopped working. They launched a massive hunt fr the Chaiwala. And I got caught!

'Use two hands, u can drink more!'

An farmer walking through his field notices a person drinking water from a pond, with his hand. 

 The farmer shouts, 'Arre baba, woh paani mat peena. Usme gayein or suwar sandas karte hai har roz !

The man shouts back, 'I'm a foreigner, I don't understand your bloody gibberish language Speak my language, you bloody idiot!'

 The farmer shouts back in foreigner language,  'Use two hands, u can drink more!' :p

Super Natural

It Happened in a Hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 3PM.

Doctors thought it is something Super Natural.

Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate the cause.

Next Sunday,few minutes before 3PM , all doctors and; Nurses stood around date Bed and; Waiting to see what it was.


Then Suddenly GANGUBAI (Part time Sunday sweeper) Entered d ICU, unplugged d Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged her Mobile Charger..:=))