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Friday, September 27, 2013

New Meaning of Wife..



  • SCHOOL :
    A place where Parents pay and children play.

  • LIFE INSURANCE :
    A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

  • NURSE :
    A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

  •  MARRIAGE :
    It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters..

  • TEAR :
    The hydraulic force by which masculine Will power is defeated by feminine Water Power.

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