'Use two hands, u can drink more!'

An farmer walking through his field notices a person drinking water from a pond, with his hand. 

 The farmer shouts, 'Arre baba, woh paani mat peena. Usme gayein or suwar sandas karte hai har roz !

The man shouts back, 'I'm a foreigner, I don't understand your bloody gibberish language Speak my language, you bloody idiot!'

 The farmer shouts back in foreigner language,  'Use two hands, u can drink more!' :p