Husband Wife Jokes

Hubby- Aaj khana kyun nahi banaya?

Wife- Gir gayi thi our lag gayi?

Hubby- Kahan giri Aur Kahan lagi?

जिसके पास जिस वस्तु की बहुतायत होती है वह वही दूसरों को देता है,

एक दिन एक व्यक्ति ने एक बहुत

बड़ा और सुंदर सा घर ख़रीदा

जिसमें... एक सुंदर बाग़ भी था।

पड़ोस में जो घर था वह बहुत

साधारण और पुराना था,

साथ ही पड़ोसी भी बड़ा दुष्ट एवं

ईष्यालु था।

What do you call a drink that makes a woman shout!

What do you call a drink 

that makes a woman shout?

Did he miss his wife so much?

A bus full of wives going on a picnic, fell into a river, all died.

How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?

How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ? - 

Never miss a girl with the following"Qualities”

Never miss a girl with the following"Qualities”

Hit ya chappal??

2 cockroach ICU mein ek doosre ke bagal ke bed mein zakhmi halat me admit the...

If u can convince a female...

If u can convince a female in less than 5 minutesthen she is ur mom.

If u can convince a femalein 15 minutes then she is ur sister.