Hubby- Aaj khana kyun nahi banaya?
Wife- Gir gayi thi our lag gayi?
Hubby- Kahan giri Aur Kahan lagi?
Saturday, August 23, 2014
Friday, August 22, 2014
जिसके पास जिस वस्तु की बहुतायत होती है वह वही दूसरों को देता है,
एक दिन एक व्यक्ति ने एक बहुत
बड़ा और सुंदर सा घर ख़रीदा
जिसमें... एक सुंदर बाग़ भी था।
पड़ोस में जो घर था वह बहुत
साधारण और पुराना था,
साथ ही पड़ोसी भी बड़ा दुष्ट एवं
ईष्यालु था।
What do you call a drink that makes a woman shout!
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What do you call a drink
that makes a woman shout?
How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ?
How will you Distribute 8 Mangoes among 6 People ? -
Thursday, August 21, 2014
If u can convince a female...
If u can convince a female in less than 5 minutesthen she is ur mom.
If u can convince a femalein 15 minutes then she is ur sister.
If u can convince a femalein 15 minutes then she is ur sister.
Technology HURTS...
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A wife was calling out for her husband from the kitchen to help her with the dishes, but did not get a response.
She went looking for him in the bed room and found hubby asleep on his files, tired of work.
Wednesday, August 20, 2014
Beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h aur bahu namak ki tarah'..
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| Beti shakkar ki tarah hoti h aur bahu namak ki tarah'.. |
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Big People Words!
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A group of kindergartners were trying to become accustomed to the first grade. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on no baby talk.
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Tuesday, August 19, 2014
MAA ke aanchal mein sone kaa sukh, agli generation nahi le paayegi.
Excellent and Funny Shaayri:
MAA ke aanchal mein
sone kaa sukh,
agli generation
nahi le paayegi...
It's a matter of presentation..
2 Women friends chatting in office
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 mins & fell asleep in 2 mins. How was yours?
SUPERB REPLY..
After his father's death, the Son decided to leave his mother at old age home and visited her on and off.
Wednesday, August 13, 2014
You all are so lucky..
An old man from Pune is dying in the hospital and is surrounded by his two sons, daughter and his wife and a nurse.
Corporate Anmol Vachan!
Corporate Anmol Vachan
Hey Employee,
|| Tum pichli late promotion ka paschatap mat karo ||
Tuesday, August 12, 2014
Cutest proposal..
Cutest proposal . . .
Boy: I have a big question and I am hoping you can give me the answer...
जीवन की सच्चाई!
भगवान ने पहले गधे को बनाया – और कहा तुम गधे होगे | तुम सुबह से शाम तक बिना थके काम करोगे | तुम घास खाओगे और तुम्हारे पास अक्ल नहीं होगी और तुम 50 साल जियोगे |”
Sunday, August 10, 2014
बसंती और ठाकुर का क्या रिश्ता हुआ?
"अगर बसंती की मौसी, ठाकुर को राखी बांधे तो बसंती और ठाकुर का क्या रिश्ता हुआ ?
Friday, August 08, 2014
What the hell happened to you!
One morning at a doctor's office a patient arrives complaining of serious back-pain.
The doctor examines him and asks him -"OK,what happened to your back?"
Afraid of getting hurt for the same reason..
You're not scared of the dark,
You're scared of what in it
Thursday, August 07, 2014
Itana Kuch Hotey hue Bhi!!
Itana Kuch Hotey hue Bhi !!!!
1- Inspite of so many colors -
Black n White is considered the class.
Can you believe it!!!
Porbandar ke dariya kinare milli mari hui jalpari (kinare aayi)
Source: What's up
Best moments of life..
Best moments of life:
1. To fall in love.
2. To clear your last exam.
3. To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.
4. To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
5. To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..
6. To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed..
7. To touch the fingers of newly born child..
8. Speaking to an old friend on sunday evening..
9. Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone..
10. Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favourite songs..
11. Riding on a highway while its raining
12. Speaking to the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror. Feels just Awesome :)
and the last one is 'right now'..
13. While reading this there was a constant smile on your face which was one of the best moments I believe..!
Keep smiling, It really suits u...! :) Good Morning
Bin Pagaar Full Adhikaar.
Dedicated to Admins
Ladki wale (ladke se): beta kya kerte ho?
Ladka:
jee administrative department mein Hun.
Ladki wale (khush hokar):
kaun si company mein beta ?
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Ladka:
whatsapp per 3-4 groups ka admin Hun
अहमियत-बीबी की
अहमियत-बीबी की
सुबह उठ कर पत्नी को पुकारते है
सुनो चाय लाओ
थोड़ी देर बाद फिर आवाज़,
सुनो नाश्ता बनाओ
क्या बात है ,आज अभी तक अखबार नहीं आया
जरा देखो तो ,
किसी ने दरवाजा खटखटाया
अरे आज बाथरूम में ,
साबुन नहीं है क्या
और देखो तो,
कितना गीला पड़ा है तौलिया
अरे ,ये शर्ट का बटन टूटा है,
जरा लगा दो और मेरे मौजे कहाँ है,जरा ढूंढ के ला दो
लंच के डब्बे में बनाये है ना,
आलू के परांठे
दो ज्यादा रख देना,
मिस जूली को है भाते
देखो अलमारी पर कितनी
धुल जमी पड़ी है
लगता है कई दिनों से
डस्टिंग नही की है
गमले में पौधे सूख रहे है,
क्या पानी नहीं डालती हो
दिन भर करती ही क्या हो बस
गप्पे मारती हो
शाम को डोसा खाने का मूड है,
बना देना
बच्चों की परीक्षाये आ रही है
पढ़ा देना
सुबह से शाम तक कर फरमाईशें नचाते है
चैन से सोने भी नहीं देते,सताते है
दिनभर में बीबीयाँ कितना काम
करती है
ये तब मालूम पड़ता है जब वो
बीमार पड़ती है
एक दिन में घर अस्त व्यस्त हो
जाता है
रोज का सारा रूटीन ही ध्वस्त हो
जाता है
आटे दाल का सब भाव पता
पड़ जाता
बीबी की अहमियत क्या है ,
ये पता चल जाता
सभी पत्नियों को सलाम
Want to enjoy happy life..
1. Find three hobbies you love: one to make you money, one to keep you in shape, and one to be creative.
2. Getting a degree matters, but getting the right degree matters even more.
3. Leave every job you have on good terms. Do not burn your bridges.
4. See the world while you still don’t have a ton of responsibilities.
5. Don’t live on the Internet. Go out and experience real life.
6. Don’t give up what you want most for what you want now.
7. Read. A lot.
8. Dress to impress.
9. Never pinch pennies on brakes or tires.
10. Never stop learning
11. Marry someone you consider your best friend.
12. All adventures in life start by just showing up.
13. Drama is never worth putting up with.
14. Value experiences over possessions.
15. Drive slow in bad weather.
16. Money comes and goes. Time just goes.
17. Don’t judge yourself on your intentions but your actions.
18. Always make new mistakes.
19. Don’t rely on other people to make you happy.
20. Bite less; chew more.
Tuesday, August 05, 2014
Maths waaqai bahut khofnak subject hai..
Student: Sir log hindi ya English me baat karte
hai, Maths me Q Nhi?
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Sir: Ziyada 3,5 na kar.
9,2,11 hoja.
Warna 5,7 mar dunga.
6 ke 36 Nazar ayenge or 32 ke 32 baahar aa
jayenge.
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Student: Sir G hindi, English hi theek hai, maths waaqai bahut khofnak subject hai
Friendship is like LIC
College life is like Reliance!
Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein
Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!
Aisi Azadi aur Kahan
After Engagement is Like Idea!
Jo Badal de aapki Duniya
After Marrige is like Vodafone!
Where you go.. network Follows
After Kids is like BSNL!
lines are Busy
but friendship is like LIC
Zindagi ke saath bhi
Zindagi ke baad bhi!!
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