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A 54 yr old woman had a heart attack & was taken 2 the hospital. 

While on d operating table she had a near death experience.

Seeing God she asked Is my time up? God said No you have another 34 yrs 2 live.

Upon recovery, d woman decided 2 stay in d hospital & hv a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy tuck. She even changed her hair color  Finally she was released from the hospital. 

While crossing d road on her way home, she was killed by a truck.

Arriving in front of God, she asked,  You said I had another 34 years 2 live. 

Why didn't you save me from d truck?






 
(You'll love this)


God replied: 


"I didn't recognize you!=)) :D

How to kill a woman without any weapon?

  

Give her ARMANI dress,

DIAMOND jewelery

,MAC cosmetics,

LOUIS VUITTON bag,

GUCCI shoes 

n lock her in a room without mirror
TADAP TADAP K MAREGI.

Wedding speech from girl to her in laws:

 

My dear new family,

I thank u for welcoming me in my new house... 

Firstly I must tell u dat my presence here should not change ur life routines.

Those who used to do the laundry must keep on doing it...

Those cooking must keep cooking...

Those cleaning must keep cleaning...

I'll not-disturb any body's routine...

So far as I'm concerned, 

I'm here only to eat BUN, have FUN & entertain your SON.. !";):p

Agar boss ne tumhari leni hai....

Boss : There r 50 bricks on an airplane. If u drop 1 outside. Hw many r left?
Employee : That's easy,49.
Boss : What r d 3 steps to put an elephant into a fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Put the elephant in. Close the fridge
Boss : What r the four steps to put a deer
into the fridge?
Employee : Open the fridge. Take the elephant out. Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.
Boss : It's lion's birthday, all animals r there except one, why?
Employee : Because the deer is in the fridge.
Boss : How does an old woman cross a swamp
filled with crocodiles?
Employee : She jst crosses it bcz d crocodiles r at d lion's birthday
Boss : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Employee : Er....I guess she drowned?
Boss : No! She was hit by the brick fallen from the airplane.
U may leave nw..
Moral: Jitna marzi prepare karlo. Agar boss ne tumhari leni hai to leke hi manega :D