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Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Talk of the town

Mahesh Bhatt and Arnab Goswami in a conversation

Mahesh: My daughter is in a medical college

Arnab: What does she exactly study

Mahesh: She's not studying, they are studying her


Einstein says - Be friends with Alia and feel like a genius all the time! 

Alia on KBC

Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?

A. A Peanut

B. An Elephant

C. The Moon

D. A Kettle

Alia: B. An Elephant


Alia at a conference

Alia: No further questions please. I have already clarified Prithviraj Chauhan is not the President of India. It is Prithviraj Kapoor. 


Alia in Arnab Goswami's studio 

Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?

Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season


Arnab: What is the Capital of India

Alia: I


Alia on Koffee With Karan 

Karan: Why did you initially reject '2 States' before finally accepting it later?

Alia: I was told that the movie would be named '2 States', and I was like, look, lol I am not that dumb. I know there are three states - solid, liquid, gas. 


Boman Irani asks Alia

Boman: Alia, are you chewing gum?

Alia: No, I am a human being


Alia at a press conference 

Alia: As a child I was always fond of tall buildings

Journalist: Can you name some famous builders?

Alia : Bob The Builder
Alia on Koffee With Karan 

Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest?

Alia: Simple, the person who made it. 

Boman Irani asks Alia

Boman: Alia do you know MS office?

Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know. 

Alia on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire)

Karan: Alia which food do you love the most

Alia: Desi

Karan: And which dish?

Alia: Pasta


Alia applying lipstick to her forehead


Because someone told Alia to make up her mind

Alia is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri

Interviewer: Who is the national animal of India? Alia : Tiger Tiger Shroff: Aww :*


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