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Wednesday, May 07, 2014

Talk of the town




Mahesh Bhatt and Arnab Goswami in a conversation


Mahesh: My daughter is in a medical college

Arnab: What does she exactly study

Mahesh: She's not studying, they are studying her

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Einstein says - Be friends with Alia and feel like a genius all the time! 
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Alia on KBC

Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?

A. A Peanut

B. An Elephant

C. The Moon

D. A Kettle


Alia: B. An Elephant

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Alia at a conference

Alia: No further questions please. I have already clarified Prithviraj Chauhan is not the President of India. It is Prithviraj Kapoor. 

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Alia in Arnab Goswami's studio 

Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?

Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season

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Arnab: What is the Capital of India

Alia: I

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Alia on Koffee With Karan 

Karan: Why did you initially reject '2 States' before finally accepting it later?

Alia: I was told that the movie would be named '2 States', and I was like, look, lol I am not that dumb. I know there are three states - solid, liquid, gas. 

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Boman Irani asks Alia

Boman: Alia, are you chewing gum?

Alia: No, I am a human being

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Alia at a press conference 

Alia: As a child I was always fond of tall buildings

Journalist: Can you name some famous builders?

Alia : Bob The Builder
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Alia on Koffee With Karan 

Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest?

Alia: Simple, the person who made it. 

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Boman Irani asks Alia

Boman: Alia do you know MS office?

Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know. 
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Alia on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire)

Karan: Alia which food do you love the most

Alia: Desi


Karan: And which dish?

Alia: Pasta

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Alia applying lipstick to her forehead


Why?

Because someone told Alia to make up her mind
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Alia is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri
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Interviewer: Who is the national animal of India? Alia : Tiger Tiger Shroff: Aww :*

Source:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/After-Tiger-Shroff-Alia-becomes-butt-of-jokes/photostory/34739981.cms

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