Mahesh Bhatt and Arnab Goswami in a conversation
Mahesh: My daughter is in a medical college
Arnab: What does she exactly study
Mahesh: She's not studying, they are studying her
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Einstein says - Be friends with Alia and feel like a genius all the time!
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Alia on KBC
Q. Alia, which of the following is the largest?
A. A Peanut
B. An Elephant
C. The Moon
D. A Kettle
Alia: B. An Elephant
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Alia at a conference
Alia: No further questions please. I have already clarified Prithviraj Chauhan is not the President of India. It is Prithviraj Kapoor.
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Alia in Arnab Goswami's studio
Arnab Goswami: Alia, Who will win the elections?
Alia: Aam aadmi party because its 'aam' ka season
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Arnab: What is the Capital of India
Alia: I
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Alia on Koffee With Karan
Karan: Why did you initially reject '2 States' before finally accepting it later?
Alia: I was told that the movie would be named '2 States', and I was like, look, lol I am not that dumb. I know there are three states - solid, liquid, gas.
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Boman Irani asks Alia
Boman: Alia, are you chewing gum?
Alia: No, I am a human being
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Alia at a press conference
Alia: As a child I was always fond of tall buildings
Journalist: Can you name some famous builders?
Alia : Bob The Builder
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Alia on Koffee With Karan
Karan: Alia, who was the first person to climb Mount Everest?
Alia: Simple, the person who made it.
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Boman Irani asks Alia
Boman: Alia do you know MS office?
Alia: If you tell me the address I ll know.
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Alia on Koffee With Karan (rapid fire)
Karan: Alia which food do you love the most
Alia: Desi
Karan: And which dish?
Alia: Pasta
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Alia applying lipstick to her forehead
Why?
Because someone told Alia to make up her mind
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Alia is so dumb that she thought Pani Puri, Sev Puri are all relatives of Amrish Puri
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Interviewer: Who is the national animal of India? Alia : Tiger Tiger Shroff: Aww :*
Source:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/After-Tiger-Shroff-Alia-becomes-butt-of-jokes/photostory/34739981.cms
Source:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/entertainment/hindi/bollywood/After-Tiger-Shroff-Alia-becomes-butt-of-jokes/photostory/34739981.cms
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