Kanjoos Pati Funny
Jokes Collection
1. Kanjoos Pati : Yeh banana kaise diya?
Shopkeeper: Rs. ₹1
Kanjoos : 60 Paisa ka deta hai?
S.K: 60 paise mein to sirf chhilka milega.
2. Kanjoos on his deathbed.
My wife, where r u ?
Wife: Yes, I'm here
My sons. daughters r u all here?
Yes, Papa
Kanjoos Pati : To phir bahar wale kamre ka pankha kyun chal raha hai ?
3. Kanjoos Pati 14th floor se neeche gira Girte waqt usne apne ghar ki khidki me apni wife ko roti pakate hue dekha to chilla ke bola: MERI ROTI NAHIN PAKANA!
4. Kanjoos Pati ne Sheikh ko khoon de ke uski jaan bachai.
Sheikh ne use MERCEDES gift kar di. Sheikh ko phir khoon ki zaroorat padi, Kanjoos ne phir khoon diya. Ab ki baar Sheikh ne till wale laddu gift kiye,
Kanjoos : (Gusse se): Mercedes kyun nahin di?
Sheikh: Munna!!! Ab hamare andar bhi Kanjoos ka khoon daud raha hai:)
6. Kanjoos ko bhoot chadh gaya , 3 din baad bhoot khud ek ojha ke paas gaya aur bola, Ojha sahab mujhe bahar nikalo..! Varna main to bhookha hi mar jaoonga
7. Titanic Ke Saath Kanjoos Bhi Doob Raha Tha Aur Hans Bhi Raha Tha
Dost: Oye Hans Kyun Raha hai.
Kanjoos : Shukar Hai Maine Return Ticket Nahin Khareeda.
8. Kanjoos Pati haath mein blade se cut maar raha tha....
Wife: Kya ker rahe ho...??
Kanjoos Pati : Dettol ki sheeshi phoot gayi hai, aise hi thodi waste hone denge. La teri bhi ungli kaat du..!!!
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