❤ Husband & Wife - too good.....Just too good..❤
This is the best and most civil way to have a fight between husband and wife instead of resorting to physical force...
❤Poems written by WIFE and HUSBAND❤.
WIFE:
♦I wrote your name on sand it got washed..
♦I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
♦Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.
HUSBAND:
♦God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
♦He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
♦He saw me in the dark, he created light.
♦He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
WIFE:
♦Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far
HUSBAND:
♦The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass and flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful Why doesn't it rain on you?
WIFE:
♦Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel so angry you will find me there too Not in cage but outside, laughing at you
AND THE SAGA CONTINUES...
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♦Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!
Wife: No darling, it means - With Idiot For Ever
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♦Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper, So I could have a new one every day.
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♦Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
Wife: When must I give them to him? Doctor: They are for you
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♦Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are..
Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.
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♦Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest ?
Husband: a gentle push...!!
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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