Ye kya kar rahe ho..?

Sardarji jab exam dene gaye to wo apne saath plumber ko kyun le gaye..?

Kyunki sardarji ko khabar mili thi ki paper leek ho gaya h...

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Sardar flight me pilot ka headphone cheen raha tha. 

Pilot:- Ye kya kar rahe ho..?

Sardar:- Accha ji Ticket hum le aur Gaane tum suno...

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Sardarni:- Please bike tez na chalao mujhe dar lag raha hai.

Sardar:- Agar tujhe bhi dar lag raha h to meri tarah ankhein band kar le...

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 1 Sardar ko exam me koi sawal nahi aata tha to sardar ne har sawal ke neche |||||||||| lines laga di or likha Scratch kar ke answer padh lo...

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1 bar 300 sardar ship me travel kar rahe the lekin sare maar gaye.

Kese..?

Ship bichme khrab hua to dhaka dene niche uter gaye...

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Sardar jungle se ja rha tha to 1 chudail ne use rok ke kha:- Hu Hu

Ha Ha Ha... Rukja main chudail hu.

Sardar:- Mainu pata h. Teri 1

behan mere naal hi vyaahi h.

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Sardar hotel me murga khane gaya lekin murge ka english word bhul gaya. Waiter:- What do u like to

have sir.?

Sardar:- 1 Plate Egg's father...

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Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga:- Banglore aya Banglore, Balle balle.

Air hostess:- Hello sir b silent.

Sardar:- Ok, anglore aya anglore,

alle alle.

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Sardar:- Tum kitne saal se jalebi bana rahe ho..?

Halwai:- 30 saal se.

Sardar:- Badi sharm ki baat h tum se aaj tak jalebi sidhi nahi bani.

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Sardar wrong side car chala rha tha to bola:- O shit, Aaj phir late ho gaya sare log wapas jaa rahe hai...

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Sardar 1st time plane me baitha, jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha sardar pilot ko maarne laga aur

bola:- Saale main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar rha h.

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