we call them 'bee-bee'

American: Do you guys call your wives 'Honey' in your native language?

Indian: no, we call them 'bee-bee' - they sting twice as hard as the honey bee!

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Sharab Bahut hi Khatarnak cheez hai
kal hi mere ek dost sharab ke nashe me
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Apni hi BiWi ko I LOVE YOU Bol diya!!