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K.G kiya re … K.G kiya re !
K.G kiya re … O K.G … K.G kiya re !
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Santa apni girl friend ko ‘I Luv U’ kehta hai aur gir jata hai.
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kyu
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he was falling in love.
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Once a cockroach was singing a song Tum Hi Ho while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died.
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Why?
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B’coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!!
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Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.
Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%.
Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not.
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How?
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SPORTS QUOTA!!!
Bachpan se race jo jeet rha tha vo
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Why are Indian husbands known as “SILVER”?
Why are American husbands known as “GOLD”?
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Indian wives call their husband “A g” ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)
American wives call their husband “A u” ( Scientific Symbol for Gold )
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.Question : Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?
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Answer : Us rassi ko bolengey NOOOKIAAA - Connecting pipal
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Last but certainly the most
For people with strong hearts…
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AGAR TUM 90 TIMES PAAP KAROGE TOH 45 TIMES PAKDE JAOOGE……..
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WHY???????????
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CAUSE
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SIN 90 = COT 45
Its time for me to go invisible now .dnt kill me..
Finally, I found the Answer to the most asked Question in my childhood,
"What do you want to become when you grow up?"
Ans:- A Child Again.
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