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Tuesday, January 20, 2015

"What do you want to become when you grow up?"



What song does a small kid sing when he enters Class 1 ??

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K.G kiya re … K.G kiya re !

K.G kiya re … O K.G … K.G kiya re ! 

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Santa apni girl friend ko ‘I Luv U’ kehta hai aur gir jata hai.

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kyu

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he was falling in love. 

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Once a cockroach was singing a song Tum Hi Ho while he was walking on the road. But all of a sudden he died.

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Why?

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B’coz the song he was singing is a HIT!!! 
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Hare and Tortoise appear for IIT.

Hare gets 95% and Tortoise gets 84%.

Tortoise gets into IIT and the Hare does not.

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How?

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SPORTS QUOTA!!!

Bachpan se race jo jeet rha tha vo 

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Why are Indian husbands known as “SILVER”?

Why are American husbands known as “GOLD”?

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Indian wives call their husband “A g” ( Scientific Symbol for Silver)

American wives call their husband “A u” ( Scientific Symbol for Gold ) 


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.Question : Agar do pipal ke Pedon ko ek rassi se bandh diya jaye to us rassi ko kya kahenge?

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Answer : Us rassi ko bolengey NOOOKIAAA - Connecting pipal 


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Last but certainly the most 

For people with strong hearts…




AGAR TUM 90 TIMES PAAP KAROGE TOH 45 TIMES PAKDE JAOOGE……..




WHY???????????




CAUSE








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SIN 90 = COT 45






Its time for me to go invisible now .dnt kill me..

Finally, I found the Answer to the most asked Question in my childhood,

"What do you want to become when you grow up?"




Ans:- A Child Again.

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