Thodi BIRYANI Milti...

Ek shaadi me 

baar baar paani

 pesh kiya ja raha tha

.

.

Ek hyderabadi

 pareshan 

hokar bola....

Chicha..

Halakh me

 paani atak gaya,

thodi BIRYANI milti..!

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One day in Hyderabadi family...

A boy comes home crying from school.

Mom: Kaiku rora?

Son: Teacher maari merku.

Mom: Kaiku maari ?

Son: Mai usku murgi bola.

Mom: Arrey aisa kaiku bola re?

Son: Kaiku bole toh?

 ...

har exam me

ANDA deri merku!