Girl- kal mera birthday hai kya doge?
Boy- kya chahiye?
Boy: what's your age?
Girl: we don't reveal our age to boys!!!
Boy: what's your email address?
Girl : Hiiiiii
Boy : Hi
Girl : what happened?
Boy : nothing.
Girl : no say na what happened.. u look soo sad
Boy : I'll ask u something.. nd u have to tel me the truth..will u?
Girl : ok ask
Boy : who is Rajesh loafer?.. He liked all your profile pictures and even your status updates on FB. who is the dumb idiot?
Girl : Pls dont say anything about him...
Boy: Is he ur ex bf? r u still in love with him..?
Girl : why would i love him.. u are my only love...
Boy : Then is he ur brother?
Girl : No no...not like that...
Boy : Then who the hell is he?
Girl : shall we talk something else
Boy : So u r hiding something frm me? u have that much close relationship with him...he s so much important to u ryt?
Girl : If i disclose the secret u will definitely scold me...
Boy : I m getting irritated now.. dont test my patience..
Girl : Pls ya...
Boy : if u dont tell me i will break our relationship ryt now...
Girl : i will tell u... bt promise tht u won't scold me ok??
Boy : oh ok...
Girl : Hmmm...
That is my fake profile... if no one likes my dp i like my pic through that login id and also post comments like cute,nice,hot,etc!!!!
Boy : Speechless