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Thursday, March 19, 2015

He was the perfect man!

A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Suresh" Passenger: "Who?" 

Cabbie: "Suresh Shankar Sharma. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. 

Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Suresh Shankar Sharma. , every single time." Passenger:

"There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Suresh Shankar Sharma. . 

He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. 

He was an amazing guy."

Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special." 

Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. 

He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Suresh Shankar Sharma. , he could do everything right."

Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then." 

Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.

Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Suresh, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.

He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. 

He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Suresh Shankar Sharma. ." 

Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?" 

Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Suresh. He died. I'm married to his widow." 

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