A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Suresh" Passenger: "Who?"
Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Suresh Shankar Sharma. , every single time." Passenger:
"There are always a few clouds over everybody." Cabbie: "Not Suresh Shankar Sharma. .
He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano.
He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday.
He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Suresh Shankar Sharma. , he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams.
Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Suresh, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good.
He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too.
He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Suresh Shankar Sharma. ."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Suresh. He died. I'm married to his widow."
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