Wives are magicians.......

Wife : "why are you home so early?"

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"

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Doctor : How is ur headache ? 

Patient : she's out of town.

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Marriage is like a public toilet... Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.

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No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because,  there is always a better model in neighborhood 

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Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Whisky is a brilliant invention. 

One double and you start feeling single again. 

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It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.

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The slide show begins.

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Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils, 

but my wife is the queen of them.

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Q - You know why women love shoes? 

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 

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Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 

Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 

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Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? 

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 

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Q - How to save a Dying Woman? 

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 

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Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 

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There are 3 kinds of men in this

world.

Some remain single and make

wonders happen. 

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 

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Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.

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Women live a Better, Longer &

Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? 

A very INTELLIGENT man replied : Women don't have a wife!

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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it... :-)