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Saturday, March 21, 2015

Wives are magicians.......

Wife : "why are you home so early?"

Hubby : "My boss said go to hell!"


Doctor : How is ur headache ? 

Patient : she's out of town.


Marriage is like a public toilet... Those waiting outside are desperate to get in & Those inside are desperate to come out.


No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

(1) Mobile

(2) Automobile

(3) TV

(4) Wife

Because,  there is always a better model in neighborhood 


Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.

It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!


Whisky is a brilliant invention. 

One double and you start feeling single again. 


It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.




The slide show begins.


Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:

All girls are devils, 

but my wife is the queen of them.


Q - You know why women love shoes? 

Ans - Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 


Q - Why can't Women Drive well? 

Ans - Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 


Q - Why can't Women stand a day in a Jungle? 

Ans - There are no Shopping Centers.. 


Q - How to save a Dying Woman? 

Ans - Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 


Q - If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

Ans - Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 


There are 3 kinds of men in this


Some remain single and make

wonders happen. 

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened.... 


Wives are magicians........

They can change anything into an argument.


Women live a Better, Longer &

Peaceful Life, as compared to men. WHY? 

A very INTELLIGENT man replied : Women don't have a wife!


Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it... :-)

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