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Friday, February 06, 2015

Philosophy of Marriage - Collection of Funny Jokes

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.


How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind for you ?
Just Suddenly send her an SMS Saying.. "I Luv You too" (GAME OVER!)


What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age, Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.


Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others Lives than their own'.


A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why the Hell Should I recognize ?


What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the Girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and  Every word spoken by Wife is "LECTURE"

What is the Height of Confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of Noodles.

Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same College where you study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz


When you are in Love, Wonders happen.
But once you get Married,
You wonder, what happened ???


Philosophy of Marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her Husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why.. Alphabets get reversed..


Secret formula for Married Couples..."Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle !!!

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