Philosophy of Marriage - Collection of Funny Jokes

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?
bcoz it means...
E - End of
T - Thinking
C - Capacity.


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How to Create d Biggest Doubt in ur Wife's Mind for you ?
Just Suddenly send her an SMS Saying.. "I Luv You too" (GAME OVER!)

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What is the Diff b/w Young Age & Old Age?
Simple : In Young Age, Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers.
In Old Age : Its Full of Doctors Numbers.

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Why is Facebook such a hit ?
It works on the principle that
'People are more interested in others Lives than their own'.

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A Question Asked In A Talent Test: If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?
The Best Answer : Why the Hell Should I recognize ?

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What is the diff between "GHAZAL" & "LECTURE" ?
Every word spoken by the Girlfriend is "GHAZAL"
and  Every word spoken by Wife is "LECTURE"

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What is the Height of Confusion?

Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of Noodles.

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Wat is d Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same College where you study ?
Ans 100% Attendanzzz

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When you are in Love, Wonders happen.
But once you get Married,
You wonder, what happened ???

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Philosophy of Marriage :
At the beginning, every wife treats her Husband as GOD..
Later, somehow don't know why.. Alphabets get reversed..

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Secret formula for Married Couples..."Love One Another"
And if it doesn't work, bring the last word in the middle !!!