Call from unknown numbe!!

A Man got a call from unknown number..

Girl: Hi, 
wish u very happy Valentine's day...
Are you single?

Man: Yes...Yes 

who are you?

Answer: Your wife!

Aaj ghar aa...phir batati hu..

Couple of hours later, He gets 
Another 
call from 
unknown number

Girl: Are you married?

Man: Yes, but who are you?

Girl: Your girlfriend, 
you fraud...
you cheat.

Man: Sorry baby, 
I thought it was my wife..

Ans: Wife hi hoon kamine, aaj tu bas ghar aaja...