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Sunday, February 22, 2015

Husband Wife Jokes of the Day





Wife: Meri sharafat dekho..

Maine tumhe dekhe bagair shaadi karli...

Husband: Aur meri sharafat dekho..

Maine dekh kar bhi inkaar nahi kiya..




Wife: Phone pe itni dheemi awaaz mein kis se baat kar rahe ho?

Husband: Behen hai..!

Wife: To fir itni dheemi aawaz mein kis liye?

Husband: Teri hai is liye.. 







WIFE: Suno ji, agar tumhare baal isi raftaar se jhadte rahe toh main tumhein talaaq de doongi!!

Pati: Ya Allah, aur main paagal inko bachaane ki koshish kar raha tha.....




Wife: Tum Saari Duniya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi......

Husband: Tum Kya Samajhti Ho? Main Doosri Bhi Tum Jaisi Hi Dhoondoon ga..! Hadd Ho Gayi..


Taxiwala:- 

"Saheb Break fail ho gayi hai, Gaadi rukti nahi, kya karu?"

Passenger :- "PEHLE TU METER BAND KAR.!" 


Why Hindu Law doesn't permit second marriage?

Answer:- Indian Constitution article 20(2) says: "No human can be punished twice for the same offence..


Jagjit Singh singing- Yeh daulat bhi lelo, yeh shaurat bhi lelo..

Suddenly Santa stands up & says-Main toh bahut pareshan hoon, meri toh aurat bhi lelo.... -

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