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Tuesday, February 24, 2015

TAX STRUCTURE



1) What r u doing?

Ans. : Business

Tax : PAY: PROFESSIONAL TAX!

2) What r u doing in Business?

Ans. : Selling the Goods.

Tax : PAY SALES TAX!!

3) From where r u getting Goods?

Ans. : From other Area/State/Abroad

Tax : PAY CENTRAL SALES TAX, CUSTOM DUTY & OCTROI! AND NOW LBT & LPT.

4) What r u getting in Selling

Goods?

Ans. : Profit

Tax : PAY INCOME TAX!

How do you distribute profit ?

Ans : By way of dividend

Tax : Pay DIVIDEND DISTRIBUTION TAX.

5) Where u Manufacturing the
Goods?

Ans. : Factory

Tax : PAY EXCISE DUTY!

6) Do u have Office / Warehouse/ Factory?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY MUNICIPAL & FIRE TAX!

7) Do you have Staff?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAFF'S PROFESSIONAL TAX!

8) Doing business in Millions?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY TURNOVER TAX!

Ans : No

Tax : Then pay Minimum Alternate Tax (MAT).

9) r u taking out over 25,000 Cash from Bank?

Ans. : Yes, for Salary.

Tax : PAY CASH HANDLING TAX!

10) Where r u taking your client for Lunch & Dinner?

Ans. : Hotel

Tax : PAY FOOD & ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

11) r u going Out of Station for Business?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY FRINGE BENEFIT TAX!

12) Hav u taken or given any
Service/s?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY SERVICE TAX!

13) How come u got such a Big

Amount?

Ans. : Gift on birthday

Tax : PAY GIFT TAX!

14) Do u have any Wealth?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY WEALTH TAX!

15) To reduce Tension, for entertainment, where are you going?

Ans. : Cinema or Resort

Tax : PAY ENTERTAINMENT TAX!

16) Hav u purchased House?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY STAMP DUTY &

REGISTRATION FEE !

17) How u Travel?

Ans: Bus

Tax : PAY SURCHARGE!

18) Any Additional Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY EDUCATIONAL ADDITIONAL EDUCATIONAL & SURCHARGE ON ALL THE CENTRAL GOVT.'s TAX !!!

19) Delayed any time Paying Any

Tax?

Ans. : Yes

Tax : PAY INTEREST & PENALTY!

20) Do you want growth of india.?

Ans: offcource Yes .

Pay electricity tax, water tax, education tax, & other taxes, which is used by defulter people.

21) Taxpayer :: can i die now??

Ans :: wait we are about to launch the FUNERAL TAX.

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